Care Instructions

TAKE CARE!

These are the most advanced socks in the world. We thank you for purchasing our socks. Your spouse, friends and neighbors thank you for no more stinky feet. Seriously. They called us. Please take a look at the care instructions below so you can enjoy your new socks for a very long time.

MACHINE WASHABLE
Please use cold water washing setting to get your socks fresh and clean.

DO NOT DRY CLEAN
Dry cleaning your socks may cause them to fade, pill ball, shorten the garment lifespan, decrease the antimicrobial efficacy of your socks and make your socks hate you.

DO NOT IRON
Who does that? Socks? Really? You may steam them gently if you absolutely cannot control yourself.

TUMBLE DRY LOW
After a refreshing wash, you may tumble dry low or leave the socks hanging outside to make your neighbors jealous.

DO NOT BLEACH
Honestly, under no circumstances should you ever bleach HYGIEIA products. Seriously, the world will end!

DO NOT KICK KANGAROOS
Just wanted to get your attention. As mentioned above DO NOT BLEACH your socks. EVER!