Hygieia CleanCool™ Boxer-Briefs
Engineered through an advanced textile manufacturing process, Hygieia CleanCool™ Boxer briefs are molecularly bonded with UAT’s ASP (Active Silver Protection) directly to the natural fiber staple and engineered synthetic filament. Fused directly to fibers, Hygieia’s ASP technology provides highly durable, continuous, effective, safe protection against bacteria, mold, and fungus that cause odor and material deterioration. Hygieia ASP’s form fitting CleanCool™ Boxer Briefs active ingredient is EPA registered and Oeko-Tex® approved as non-toxic and Berry-compliant.
These are not your father’s boxers! These are the most advanced high-performance boxer-briefs in the world. Hygieia boxer-briefs are engineered to keep you cool and clean under the most strenuous circumstances.
FAQ:
1-How do I determine what size to order?
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Size |
Waist Size (inches) |
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S |
28"-30" |
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M |
32"-34" |
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L |
36"-38" |
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XL |
40"- 42" |
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XXL |
42"-44" |
2-Is the underwear really odorless?
Making a claim of completely "odorless" would be next to impossible. What we can say is that the active silver technology in our fabric is engineered to wick moisture away while attacking the bacteria and microbes that cause odor. Give it a try for yourself, we are confident you will be impressed with Hygieia’s ability to almost completely eliminate odor!
3-What are the care instructions?
TAKE CARE!
These are the most advanced boxer-briefs in the world. We thank you for purchasing our Hygieia CleanCool boxer-briefs. Your commitment to combating the malodorous world we live in is honorable and your place in the annals of history is all butt assured (see what we did there?). Please take a look at the care instructions below so you can enjoy your new socks for a very long time.
MACHINE WASHABLE
Please use cold water washing setting to get your boxer-briefs fresh and clean.
DO NOT DRY CLEAN
Dry cleaning your boxer-briefs may cause them to fade, pill ball, shorten the garment lifespan, decrease the antimicrobial efficacy of your boxer-briefs and make you weird for dry-cleaning underwear.
DO NOT IRON
Who does that? Underwear? Really? Talk about anal! You may steam them gently if you absolutely cannot control yourself.
TUMBLE DRY LOW
After a rejuvenating wash, you may tumble dry low or leave your boxer-briefs hanging outside if you are single.
DO NOT BLEACH
Second only to not feeding them after midnight never bleaching your beautiful Hygieia boxer-briefs is the most important rule. Seriously, we did it once and we are still looking for one of our engineers! On a completely unrelated note, if you see Mark anywhere please do not approach him and call us immediately.
DO NOT PUNCH PANDAS
Just wanted to get your attention. As mentioned above DO NOT BLEACH your boxers. EVER!
Why should I buy Hygieia over other brands?
ANTIBACTERIAL
HYGIEIA™ products are engineered with antimicrobial (ASP) Active Silver Protection that kills bacteria, viruses and fungi. We are still in the testing phase but they may even be able to bring about world peace. They are THAT amazing!
BREATHABLE
HYGIEIA™ (ASP) CoolCare Underwear is designed to keep you cool and promote wicking by covalently bonding, polymer encapsulated, pure silver to the staple fibers. Wow! Those UAT nerds are really smart!